The ‘SOD THE RECESSION I’M GONNA SPEND’ thread

[rubyred]

pffft thats an easy one.. we sinply find out when their making the new advert with Martin Kemp sitting on the sofa.. we send clive in first to flirt with kemp, and listen to him witter on about his time in Eastenders.Just as martin Kept is reliving his past glories,we get clive to feel his Boabie !! Now he would be outraged and chase clive from the recording studio, shouting ” I WOZ in the KRAYS you SLAAAAAAAAAG”.
and meanwhile, Esme and I , fresh from being Spear carriers in the latest Rome blockbuster thing, would waddle through dressed in our loin cloths,and simply move the settee etc out into the street.where you and gooner are waiting in a rental van.. Once you stop laughing at the sight of Esme and myself, trying to look deadly serious ! you would remove the booty!

Meanwhile Kemp is still chasing Clive,so pick him up on the way eh?

clive that is NOT Martin fooking Kemp !

[Esmeralda]

@*Dawny* wrote:

Right tomorrow girls, I want this Sofa, chair and foot stool from DFS http://www.dfs.co.uk/sofas/corner-groups/mikel/191/2634/9

Now Rubes, dunno how ya gonna manage this un, but I’m thinking clive and maybe a friend of his will have to be called in to help with the lifting, Esme, do try not to “over act” sweety :lol:

Me playing Sir John Gielguid playing Hamlet at Inversneckie town hall..

And me playing Sir John Gielgud with Ruby as little Sir Johnny Mills at the opening night of Beau Geste in the Mecca Bingo..Troon.

The reviews were marvellous..The Troon Times described us as the biggest pair of Johnnys they had ever witnessed.

[rubyred]

oh we was great !!

rubes and esme shocked by the news,that sharon gooner cant drive, when they employed her as getaway driver.

[sharongooner]

and I felt like a right stupid cow too

[Dawny]

*Laughs hysterically*

*gets strange looks from husband and MIL* :lol:

Tis ok Gooner girl, I can drive, just dont tell me efffing doctor :wink:

[Dawny]

I got the rental van all ready Rubes

[rubyred]

@*Dawny* wrote:

I got the rental van all ready Rubes

dawny is that gonna fit 2 prima donnas, a gooner and clive ! plus

the bobby sands look a like

then again anything is better than me,shazza and essers on a tandem ! and you were hand picked dawn as we KNEW you drive.. lets face it were not getting any younger and i need the back seat o a fiat to do my business in !

[Dawny]

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

I got the rental van all ready Rubes

dawny is that gonna fit 2 prima donnas, a gooner and clive ! plus

the bobby sands look a like

then again anything is better than me,shazza and essers on a tandem ! and you were hand picked dawn as we KNEW you drive.. lets face it were not getting any younger and i need the back seat o a fiat to do my business in !

Ya right, we might need an articulated lorry for the Prima Donna’s @rses!

[rubyred]

@*Dawny* wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

I got the rental van all ready Rubes

dawny is that gonna fit 2 prima donnas, a gooner and clive ! plus

the bobby sands look a like

then again anything is better than me,shazza and essers on a tandem ! and you were hand picked dawn as we KNEW you drive.. lets face it were not getting any younger and i need the back seat o a fiat to do my business in !

Ya right, we might need an articulated lorry for the Prima Donna’s @rses!

splutters !!! your sacked !

[Dawny]

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

I got the rental van all ready Rubes

dawny is that gonna fit 2 prima donnas, a gooner and clive ! plus

the bobby sands look a like

then again anything is better than me,shazza and essers on a tandem ! and you were hand picked dawn as we KNEW you drive.. lets face it were not getting any younger and i need the back seat o a fiat to do my business in !

Ya right, we might need an articulated lorry for the Prima Donna’s @rses!

splutters !!! your sacked !

Oh all right, I will get a blooody transit van :roll:

*wanders off chuntering about ungratfull Prima Donna’s with big @rses*

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