The ‘SOD THE RECESSION I’M GONNA SPEND’ thread

[Bassingbourne55]

I think you’ve all just run up huge debts on this here thread. The forum bailiffs are working on it!

[wilma]

Read this thread this morning.. Esme and Rubes..me fav double act..couldn’t blow dry me hair straight this morning for laughing :)

[sharongooner]

@wilma wrote:

Read this thread this morning.. Esme and Rubes..me fav double act..couldn’t blow dry me hair straight this morning for laughing :)

I’ll bring my straightners…. you know how it may end up lol

[rubyred]

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

[rubyred]

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

och im sure we could do as good with a rusty stanley knife Essers ! Oh as it happens i managed 3 swiss army knifes doon my breeks at the barra’s the other week,

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

och im sure we could do as good with a rusty stanley knife Essers ! Oh as it happens i managed 3 swiss army knifes doon my breeks at the barra’s the other week,

There’s a coincidence..I had three Swiss army sergeants doon mine! :wink:

[rubyred]

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

och im sure we could do as good with a rusty stanley knife Essers ! Oh as it happens i managed 3 swiss army knifes doon my breeks at the barra’s the other week,

There’s a coincidence..I had three Swiss army sergeants doon mine! :wink:

ya have always got to brag !! well i had four ! but i like to remain aloof and secretive about my GREAT sex life. !

[rubyred]

on a rare night out with the swiss army blokeys.

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

on a rare night out with the swiss army blokeys.

Oh the memories..the pair o’ us topping the Bill at Ayr Paladium with such hits as
‘Donald whaur’s Yer Troosers?’ ‘Donald put that Away’ and always bringing the house down with ‘Donald If Ye Do That One Mair Time We’re Calling The Polis!’

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