The small snail

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver.

One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realized! He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red “S” on it.

When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red “S” on the car?

“Simple” the snail replied; “when people see my car go zooming down the, track I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Sorry……I’ll get me coat….