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This one I like a lot.
A VIP was visiting one of London’s top hospitals. She specified that she wanted to see absolutely everything.
During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was wanking.
“Oh my!” said the VIP. “That’s disgraceful! What is the meaning of this?”
The doctor leading the tour said “I am sorry, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following his doctor’s orders.”
“You cannot be serious!” exclaimed the VIP.
“But it is serious!” responded the doctor. “His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he’s been instructed to do that at least five times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode. Death would be instantaneous.”
“Oh! I am so sorry,” said the VIP and they moved on.
On the next floor they passed a room where a gorgeous young nurse was giving a patient a blowjob.
“Oh my!” exclaimed the VIP. “What’s happening in there?”
The doctor replied “Same problem, but he’s got private medical insurance.” :twisted:
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