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  • #2067

    My career as a long distance driver came to a rather juddering halt today when I was fired for damaging my van. Dash those loading bay walls. It’s my first sacking. Have any of you lot ever been given the Spanish Archer? Let’s hear the stories.

    #173046

    I’ve been told im good in the sack :wink:

    #173047

    :lol: I’ve never been rubbish at anything before. It’s quite novel. I’m sure I would have mastered it, given more of a chance. I don’t understand why fifteen hundred quids worth of damage couldn’t have been put down as a training expense.

    #173048

    Oh well. If I work hard, I’m sure I can get a star, this time.

    #173049

    never got the sack touch wood but me gaffer tells me neally every day if you dont stop calling me a tw at you will have your p45s im still there now 18 yrs on lol

    #173050

    i used to work in graftons cake shop as a teenager. got sacked fa helpin meself to 20 fags every night while boss was checkin we had tidied up./color]

    #173051

    claim you were stressed out and take them to employment tribunal for constructive dismissal :wink:

    ffs @ them sacking you for that… I’d be seeking advice if I were you Pikey (my fees for this type of consultancy are v reasonable lol) :wink:

    #173052

    Why not buy your own van and set up as a self-employed driver? Perhaps that’s not financially possible right now but it might be something worth working towards.

    #173053

    I got the sack for having time off, it turned out to be the best thing that could have happend.

    #173054

    It is obvious I am not to be trusted with large motor vehicles. Plus, I couldn’t get the banter right at the warehouse. Ice cream man is right out. I’m thinking of forging a new career as an international jewel thief. Much more my cup of tea, I think.

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