the rooster.

A farmer buys a new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old resident rooster and says “Time for you to retire.”

The old rooster replies “Surely you can’t handle all of these chickens. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?”

The young rooster says “No way. You’re past it and I’m taking over.”

The old rooster says “Is that so? Tell you what, I’ll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.”

The young rooster laughs. “You don’t stand a chance. So, to be fair, I’ll give you a head start.”

The old rooster takes off and ten seconds later the young rooster goes running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only a few inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and – BOOM! – blows the young rooster to bits.

Shaking his head, the farmer says “Nuts!! That’s the third gay rooster I bought this month.”
:lol: