the road to glory (england style)

England, here we are
England we stand
playing to keep us proud
by getting to the semi-final
before being knocked out

England, the Scottish say
you gonna lose every game you play
but like 4 years ago
we got further then you
we got a side that can win
until Rooney is out injured
and we are without his cheeky grin

England, here we go
England on the road to glory
playing, to keep us on the edge of our seats
to witness the same old story
we get a goal in front
then we snatch defeat

England the welsh say
you was lucky to get a draw
but like 4 years ago
we got a striker who can score
we got a team that can pass
right until we play brazil
where we end up being cr*p

England, to shine
who knows?
one thing is for sure
Rooney he will start to whine
thats a pen you whore
the ref has heard it all before

England, in Northern Ireland they say
we beat you one nothing
but like 4 years ago
when you wasn’t even there
we got a manager who cheats on his wife
the only person alive who thinks hargreaves isn’t sh!te
and to the despair of the crowd
he brings on peter crouch

England, yeah yeah yes
to the world cup in red and white
where we win on BBC
john motson all the way
then we lose on itv
blame the commentary
blame ron atkinson
for him being a total sh!te