The Results are in ….

@nicey wrote:

Well .. what can I say?
I am surprised and delighted to achieve this award :o :D
I never expected it at all and it comes as a great shock.
I would like to thank one or two people, but don’t worry, I will keep it short sniff

I must thank my family, without whom none of this would have been possible –
my mum and dad who have always encouraged and helped me snifffff
(and of course who conceived me in the first place)

my siblings (the constant bullying forced me to be strong and strive to succeed)

my grandparents (sadly deceased now, but they supported me constantly during the early years – I remember them so well, especially how granny Ethel smelt funny and grandpa Alf used to shout inappropriate words during Songs of Praise),

my aunts and uncles, my cousins and their spouses
(except for Jean’s husband Tim, who is far too free with his hands at family functions)

Thank you all sniff sniff

[What? No I haven’t finished yet …..tut …]

I would very much like to thank my friends … if only I knew where they now lived … so many of them (OK all of them) seem to have moved house (or country) without leaving me their new address. I am certain this has absolutely nothing to do with my habit of whipping out my notebook & pencil and writing down any secrets they confided in me.

Naturally I thank my good friends in JC – too many to mention of course,
but a special thank you goes:
to mooooosey-pal for allowing me to lean on her rump and providing me with twifle during longer periods of note-taking snifff

to Penny for her friendship, humour and Charles’ empty boxes (only ones he’s finished with, I hasten to add)

to Link, londonmale and Lancy for providing so much detail for my notebooks

and of course … to Rose and Axante/AsianM, without whose engagements and forthcoming weddings I would never have made that lucrative book and film deal in the US.

Also a big thank you to LD for setting up these awards. snifff

It would be wrong of me not to mention all the other chatters in Forum 3 …. but you can’t be right all of the time ….

[Sorry? What? Yes I AM being quick …. how rude …]

I must thank those who helped me in the early years:
Mrs Bailey who gave me such encouragement at secondary school
(btw the socks with sandals look never really worked, dear)

Mr Langley whose lack of faith made me determined to do well NERRR to you :D/
(you can eat your words now, sitting there in your wee-stained trousers in that old people’s home)

Miss Barnes who marked my first ever essay and gave me a gold star snifff
(although it was a sad day when she turned up at school with pencils up her nose, underpants on her head, alternatively screaming “flibble” and rocking on her chair humming songs from “Mamma Mia” … I wonder what became of her?)

Mrs Johnson who gave me my first ever notebook and pencil
(the fact that she stole them from Tesco and has been on the run in South America ever since is really beside the point)

Miss Livesey who taught me to read and write
(there is no truth in the rumours that she regretted this on discovering she played a lead role in several notebooks from the primary years – the details of which she has never been able to live down)

[What? Tut! Yes I am nearly finished fgs … soooo rude]

Thanks are due to my counsellor … well all three of them really, who work tirelessly day and night to support me.
It really should be them receiving this award …..
but they didn’t take the notes .. it was me ME, ok? .. so tough!

Last, but certainly not least, enormous thanks got to –
David … my rock …. sniff …… my support … my true love
he has supported me through thick and thin
(he may be thin, but certain parts of his anatomy are thick … and long – very long =P~ … but I digress)

I really wou…….. :-# :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

{What?? They turned my microphone off??? How very dare they? You’re security … I don’t give a **** ….}

OMG Gwyneth Paltrow eat your heart out ! :lol: