The Princess’s of Toon

In the far north
Lay mysterious world of Toon
Ruled by terrible king Shearer
And his black and white army

There lived two fair princess’s
Galaxy and her sister on the left
They were both very beautiful
And many men sought their favour’s

But there Father had very wisely
Fitted them with chastity belts

He said that only the man who
Could win the Premiership
Was worthy of Galaxy’s hand
And his assistant worthy of
The Sister on the left

Many have tried Dirty Sir Davros
Failed miserably
As did Captain Charisma
Are the Girls destined
To be forever celibates

The gallant Sir Soulie
Sir William blue nose
And the Observer royal
All failed in the task

But wait someone called
Dropped Anchor
And the magnificent Oss
May have the answer

Meanwhile the Princess’s
Are in the care
Of the beautiful Si’an
She keeps them happy

But we all hope
That one day
Well some do
That there will be
A happy ending

By William A Edge ( a challenge by The Observer)