beatch !..she offered me a night out with her Scots in laws !
but i have the last laugh as i have told a bloke from nearby her im pregnant ! and got him worried ! i said his sperm climbed up the toilet bowl and managed to get into my menopausal auld womb !
so its a night in the TIV for me..
p.s tell pats im NOT asking for her,,sitting there in her nightie and curlers in !