The phone was ringing

This isn’t one of mine but I wish it was. The guy who told us is so good at it that you don’t even know if it as joke most of the time and this was one of those times. Anyway:

I was walking through the office yesterday morning, place was deserted and the phone was ringing. I picked it and said hello then this woman on the other end said ‘I’ve pished myself and I’m going to kill myself’ (not unbelievable considering some of the calls we get)

I said ‘Who am I speaking to?’ She replied ‘I’ve pished myself and I’m going to kill myself’

Then I said ‘How did you get this number? Only staff are supposed to know this number’ Again, she said ‘I’ve pished myself and I’m going to kill myself’

So I thought I’d get some details, incase she was genuine. I said ‘Where are you ringing from?’

She said ‘The waist down’ :lol: :lol: :lol: