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  • 8 October, 2008 at 3:21 pm #379145

    Dawny

    ^ OMG my 12 yr old would kill me, but I sooooo agree :lol:

    8 October, 2008 at 3:21 pm #379146

    Chess

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    the entire cast of High School Musical, preferably involving rabid badgers and a rusty fork being embedded where the sun doesn’t shine at some point. Though I will happily settle for them to be raped by diseased goats instead.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    You’re not going to the cinema then :- :wink:

    8 October, 2008 at 3:45 pm #379147

    Forget Me Not

    only if I can bring a sniper rifle and a flamethrower to the premier

    8 October, 2008 at 3:50 pm #379148

    Dawny

    I gotta go :roll: Our nearest cinema is well over an hour away, so have to take the sprog instead of letting her go with friends

    8 October, 2008 at 4:22 pm #379149

    Sgt Pepper

    @esmeralda wrote:

    I’m gonna start with the entire panel, crew and contestants of The X-Factor. Bludgeoned about their make-overed heads with sockfuls of diahorrea as wielded by a gang of terrorist chimpanzees.
    They’ll never trace it back to me.
    Oh..and two sockfuls of shyte for Simon Cowell please..there’s an extra banana in it for yas. So to speak.     :twisted:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Uber!!!!

    I have to say I couldn’t agree more – though I could never dream of plotting it so… elaborately 8)

    :P

    8 October, 2008 at 4:27 pm #379150

    WooHoo

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

    I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
    Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
    I knew his game..
    but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:

    You s hagged him? Did he GIVE you EXTRA? :-k

    8 October, 2008 at 4:56 pm #379151

    toybulldog

    can only agree on the extermination of anything related to X-factor, although I wouldn’t plot murder against anyone. I’d employ subsidiaries for that.

    8 October, 2008 at 5:31 pm #379152

    Pete

    Big Brother and all who rode in her

    8 October, 2008 at 5:38 pm #379153

    Yoda

    Andy Peters..I’d beat him to death with a mucky stick

    :P :P :P :twisted: :twisted:

    8 October, 2008 at 6:10 pm #379154

    sunny

    David gold and david sullavan ….God i could kill the c00nts for not investing more of there po rn money into blues

    And how i would do it is get a baltie pie and chips with a cold bovril and ram it up there ar ses side ways :twisted:

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