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@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……
did he pay ??
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……
did he pay ??
Nah..but he had his cross to bear so I let him off..at Mount Calvary
The bugger bled all over my faux-fur seat covers mind.. :roll:@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……
did he pay ??
Nah..but he had his cross to bear so I let him off..at Mount Calvary
The bugger bled all over my faux-fur seat covers mind.. :roll:phew thats not so bad.. big boab had him once and he blessed him, boab was LIVID as he was cured, and cut off the full Disability Benefits ! flaming god botherers !
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……
did he pay ??
Nah..but he had his cross to bear so I let him off..at Mount Calvary
The bugger bled all over my faux-fur seat covers mind.. :roll:phew thats not so bad.. big boab had him once and he blessed him, boab was LIVID as he was cured, and cut off the full Disability Benefits ! flaming god botherers !
When ye say the big boab ‘HAD HIM’ I take it ye mean in the …er…biblical sense? :roll:
There are 3 people during my 51 years I considered killing
I have only 1
It has to be a very long, drawn out process, also very painfull :twisted:
Well spill the beans girls..potential victims and methods ffs! :twisted:
Ex husband
Next August
Dont care really how its done as long as its slow and painfull :twisted:the entire cast of High School Musical, preferably involving rabid badgers and a rusty fork being embedded where the sun doesn’t shine at some point. Though I will happily settle for them to be raped by diseased goats instead.
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