the nun and the cab driver

A cabbie picks up a nun.

After she gets into the cab, he won’t stop staring at her, so she asks why.

“I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you,” replies the cab driver.

“My dear son, you cannot offend me,” says the nun. “When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

So the cab driver says “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have an*l sex with a nun.”

She responds “Well let’s see what we can do about that: Number 1, you have to be single and number 2 you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver gets very excited and says “Yes! I am single and I’m Catholic too!”

The nun says “OK, pull into the next alley.”

He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” says the nun. “why are you crying?”

“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned,” said the cab driver. “I lied! I must confess! I’m married and I’m Jewish!.”

The nun says “That’s OK. My name is Martin, I’m gay and I’m on my way to a fancy dress party.”