The Not so Flush of Youth !

Joker found love with an 18 year old Thai lass (pictures being circulated) and was preparing the matrimonial bed for the nights onslaught of passion.

Fresh straw in the palias new dustsheets as covers and a bottle of Dettol sprayed liberally around his hovel to kill the stench of stale urine.

Perfect he thought what women could fail to be impressed ?, even anc the skank couldn’t compete with the roaring fire in the hearth, he stacked more logs onto the flames.

Everything looked right as she entered through the window due to Joker nailing the door closed which he’d retrieved from the dump it site.

“ello Sun Tan Tai Yung” he cooed as she fell face first into his specially prepared Thai curry surprise purchased with vouchers his mate Mary Man of Knots had given him. “Blast” there goes that he thought but at least I still have the Carrot Cake prepared by Nosespitals fair hands as a wedding present.

Now due to his late years in life Joker had sought medical advice from his doctor, asking her that as he was well over 100 and his Thai bride was a mere 18 how would it best suit his health when making love.

The doctor mused for a while then said with an air of diagnostic satisfaction, “Joker you need to make love to the sound of the church bells”, she continued ” Ding you go in Dong you pull out, and, maintain that rhythm throughout the copulation”.

“Right” , Joker smiled “Got it & Thanks”.

Much Later !!!

“So what you were saying Sun Tan Tai Yung is that you and the deceased Joker were making love as the church bells struck midnight” ???? Questioned the Coroner, Sun Tan Tai Yung nodded “Yes we were”.

“So what caused his Heart attack” ????

Sun Tan Tai Yung looked saddened as she recalled her introduction into womanhood, “Joker was making love to me so gently and sweetly as the Bell Dinged he entered me as it Donged he withdrew, it was so nice I knew I would be saying love me long time Johnny all night even though his name was Bernard”. “So why did he suffer such a severe heart attack” the coroner asked.
Sun Tan Tai Yung smiled and averted her eyes ” I rang 999 and said the house was on fire”.