The nice gossip thread

[misterq]

Got any thing nice to say about any one? Feel free to add your comments here………

[somer1]

If i got something nice to say to anyone i just tell them,why would anyone need a thread to tell them? Think ya beginning to scrap the bottom of the to many threads barrow like cosy Mr Q.

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Ge

[misterq]

Somers a nice lady – welcome to my nice gossip thread

[somer1]

Im a bloke !!!

 

[misterq]

Then your still nice and welcome to my nice gossip thread

[orson kart]

fuck off q you plagiarising bastard;;;;;;;;;hows that for nice?

get your own threads you twat

oi its not my thread im allowed to swear.

[somer1]

orson kart wrote:

fuck off q you plagiarising bastard;;;;;;;;;hows that for nice? get your own threads you twat oi its not my thread im allowed to swear.

Bertie Magoo The Bitter Blue strikes again 5 knuckle shuffler !!!

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orson kart wrote:

fuck off q you plagiarising bastard;;;;;;;;;hows that for nice? get your own threads you twat oi its not my thread im allowed to swear.

Oi chuckle chops……be nice 👆

[Sairs73]

Well I have heard some gossip about Mizzy.  Apparently she has decided that all men that find her even slightly attractive are not very nice people and listen to lies and gossip about them and in fact do not really like her at all, not even a little bit.  So knowing this, Mizzy has decided to get married to her right hand.  She has already researched a company that specialises in mini suits made for your hand so that is really ideal for this kind of occasion.  She will not be wearing her hair up for the wedding as fact is if you are overweight you really shouldn’t be wearing your hair up unless you want to look really shi* in your wedding photos especially if your face is a bit moody, not that I am saying that mine is obvs.   But unless you really are good looking and not the size of a minibus, wearing your hair up on your wedding day is a big no no.  Catering will be easy – finger foods obviously so my hand can just pick and choose, will tuck a napkin into the sleeve of my wedding dress so it can wipe itself off.  I may do an Iceland buffet, food is crap but there wont be many guests as me and my hand only want a very small doo just close friends and family like my other hand and my other bits and pieces – cant very well leave them out can we it would be riot with hurt feelings etc. cant start married life with all that messy business.

Anyway I hope you are all happy for me, if you want to buy us any gifts then I could really do with a new toaster as it either burns my toast or its totally anaemic, I would ask for a vibrator as I don’t have one but my right hand would get jealous and may cheat on me so best you don’t put that on your list. Gosh cant believe I am getting married!!!!

I am opting for a short wedding dress with a long train and I will wear a tiara.  I haven’t decided on the shoes yet.  How exciting.

I may post up pics later.

yey

 

 

 

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[king_strongbow]

I do like some people, for no particular reasons that I wish to expand on – …………, ……….., ………….., ………., S………………, S………………, W…………………………., Mizzy,……………………,…,M……….,……….

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