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You are deranged, sleep it off big boy x
You are deranged, sleep it off big boy x
You’re an abusive bully Alfie (when it comes to women( and everyone knows it on this site. You don’t mess with men do you, coward.
P-off you scummy alcoholic little man. No wonder you’ve been crumptless for pushing 40 years. I will assume you’re sexually repressed.
Consider yourself dismissed x
Alfie still here then?….LOL so here’s a fore sighted joke……….selfie is a self taken pic…alfie is only one half of a completed pic….(halfie)……LMAO
In my opinion…the next craze to be sweeping the world will be halfies…LMAO
In my opinion…the next craze to be sweeping the world will be halfies…LMAO
But Q. Halfies will only wet the appetite of the local “pissheads” of JC dont you think?
But will not name names!!!
That’s good, just like I won’t name some of the silly women abusing prat’s who may not ‘get pissed’ but who still talk absolute crap thinking they are impressing their little troll friends SOMER.
You know the men who may not get drunk but are still cocky, uninteresting and totally no fun at all. But I won’t names SOMER, that would be rude.
Yes drink can turn some of us into dickheads but THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE TOTAL WANKERS WITHOUT ONE SOMER.
Glad we are not naming names, no need to get nasty is there.
Constantly putting others down won’t, unfortunately create a personality for someone.
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This reply was modified 6 years, 8 months ago by
Sairs73.
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My sister married a thing from Somerset. It used to cut its toenails in the bath, leave them piled up neatly on the edge and then DEMAND my sister removed them. That was one of his better traits. Eventually my brothers and I forcibly removed him, his sharp claws scarring the floorboards as we dragged him crying and screaming out of her house and no he never went back.
Avoid Somerset, especially Taunton. It is like a scene from a zombie apocalypse movie. The toothless emaciated inhabitants shuffle around the town centre sucking on steaming Greggs sausage rolls that are so hot they could melt asbestos, drool dribbling down dirty fingers that are already caked in some foul, unknown substance.
They then disappear into dimly lit buildings called “scrumpy houses”. Shuffling their clog clad 6 toed feet across carpets so disgusting it takes half a day to reach the bars. Manned by burly men with shiny bald heads their muscled arms covered in faint black tattoos from their days in the merchant navy, already prepared with a pint of indescribably horror and the other hand wielding a lead weighted rounders bat hidden out of sight behind the bar.
Euurrg, avoid Somerset!
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This reply was modified 6 years, 8 months ago by Ge.
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Well Q, what do you think of that?
But yes even we down here have a place you pissheads can drink and it looks as if you know them well Gerry
Well i’m disappointed to be honest……Somerset …like any other county has it’s good points……we got tractors,apples and oh yes…..plenty of depots……( I said depots not despots)……LOLOL
Ok here’s a joke……..how do i get rid of the leaves in Autumn in the middle east?… Iraq em in…..LMAO
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