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@forumhostpb wrote:
Sad to say Mary, but the little bastard has totally vanished or gone into hiding somewhere anyway.
Personally, I blame daughter for tipping Gwenny off about the dangers of scoffing peanut butter – especially that which is used to bait mouse traps.
Still I did have one moment of joy last week. Senior management was pursuing her domestic tasks in the kitchen when she dropped an empty juice carton. Unfortunately for her, it landed partly on one of the mouse traps causing it to go off with a very loud crash!!
I can only assume that she thought that Gwenny had finally committed suicide in front of her as the first I knew of it was a loud piercing scream followed by the sound of a herd of Heffalumps stampeding out of the kitchen.
I immediately carried out a full and thorough investigation (as per my shouted instructions) in case there was a dead mouse in the kitchen ….. but sadly nothing.
I now understand that mentioning panic; hysteria; and screaming over nothing all; in the same sentence is a totally unacceptable response to a perfectly normal reaction by senior management, when faced with extreme perceived danger.
lol, sorry for laffin PB lol i do love ur yarns… ‘ The heffalumps n wooZels ‘ comin lol hope it wasnt also a BLUSTERY DAY lol so u reckon the wee 1 tip’d off gwenny then… lol well oor we infestiopn in the hut has be extermated… the cat nxt door had a feast..!! only casutily was no1 son decided to play with corky the cat whilist he was munchin on the dorma moose and got scratched..!
managed finally to clear the shed so mum said was a blessin in disguise..!! but all the baby stuff like pram etc… have been mauled by the pesky wee effers’ so lost money there..!!
im sure gwenny will refurance and u can get ur revenged..! lol
Has PB finally came out of the JC closet? :?
@forumhostpb wrote:
Sad to say Mary, but the little bastard has totally vanished or gone into hiding somewhere anyway.
Personally, I blame daughter for tipping Gwenny off about the dangers of scoffing peanut butter – especially that which is used to bait mouse traps.
think you’ll find Gwenny prefers bird seed how the hell she avoids the dog i’ll never know
@pete wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Sad to say Mary, but the little bastard has totally vanished or gone into hiding somewhere anyway.
Personally, I blame daughter for tipping Gwenny off about the dangers of scoffing peanut butter – especially that which is used to bait mouse traps.
think you’ll find Gwenny prefers bird seed how the hell she avoids the dog i’ll never know
Don’t talk about PBs missus like that! :shock:
Jesus Christ Pete !!!!! You can’t refer to Senior Management as a dog ffs – she’ll kill you with one look!!!
I’ve occasionally referred to her as “The Gestapo” ……….. but only from a safe distance.
I have Gwenny i’m safe :wink:
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