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2 June, 2008 at 6:09 pm #339997
Don’t forget it’s all about presentation :D
2 June, 2008 at 10:41 pm #339998Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful — she had to sleep in cold back alleys, where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way — but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.The cat laid down upon the pillow and was happy.
A few days later, about a dozen mice that came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth.
The earth was no better for them than it was the cat.
They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them rollerskates.
One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she was liking heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful.
The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow were the meals on wheels.
2 June, 2008 at 10:44 pm #339999How to catch a mouse without a mousetrap
1.Get a toilet paper tube and crease two lines to form a flat sided tunnel.
2.Put a treat on one end of the tube: A cracker and dab of peanut butter works great.
3.Get a tall (at least 20 inches) bucket. A trash can works well.
4.Balance the tube precariously on the edge of a table or counter with the treat hanging directly over the tall sided receptacle.
5.The mouse will scurry to the treat (they like tunnels) and fall into the trap.Set the fella loose at least a mile away from your abode.
2 June, 2008 at 10:47 pm #3400002 June, 2008 at 10:53 pm #340001Dont forget to fill the bucket with razor blades :twisted:
2 June, 2008 at 11:04 pm #340002@chickenman wrote:
Dont forget to fill the bucket with razor blades :twisted:
now thats just downright cruel tuts :roll: :roll: but the you tube video how to get rid of yer mouse is bluddy hilarious lol :wink:
2 June, 2008 at 11:30 pm #340003never mind the mouse, I fell for it ! that pesky creature eats better than I do……….
2 June, 2008 at 11:35 pm #340004@toybulldog wrote:
never mind the mouse, I fell for it ! that pesky creature eats better than I do……….
tuts toy ok ok i feel sufficiently sorry fer ya to cook ya egg n home made chips will that do ya lololol :roll: :roll: :wink:
5 June, 2008 at 10:49 pm #3400055 June, 2008 at 10:56 pm #340006Poli, you made me lean right into the screen squinting my bad eye for a look at those pics!
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