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    Just to update those of you who still give a damn (both of you) but Gwenny still lives …. I think.

    Traps have been set, baited with my very best organic crunchy peanut butter …. and totally ignored.

    Mind you, the sight of senior management peering round the kitchen door each time she enters …. just in case “it” has been caught in a trap is priceless.

    She still knocks on the door seeking admission – and to scare off Gwenny in case she is still running amok.

    I’m going to change the bait today and use Green & Black’s organic chocolate spread. Maybe Gwenny prefers chocolate to peanut butter.

    Daughter has been instructed NOT to put up notices warning Gwenny of the dangers attached to scoffing chocolate !!!

    #339988

    Oh god, that will never work.

    Use chocalet, they love it and always take the bait.

    But you need to get some zink mesh (0.5 mm) from your diy shop and some exnail filler.

    Find a pencil and if you can push that pencil in a hole in the wall or floor you need to mesh and fill it.

    They do a mesh for your air bricks too, buy some and fit them.

    Or you will never get rid of them

    #339989

    Make sure This doesn’t happen to you PB. No sound for some reason, but funny nonetheless. :lol:

    #339990

    lol i was wonderin if gwenny has survived…. oor moose in the hut been exterminated..!!! cat next door corky, although we suffered a casualty of one’s curious sons finger..!! as he tried to help corky who was playin with 2 wee ones, lashed oot and bite son..!! so he booted the cat and told him to go lmfao…

    here PB,, roll the peanut butter into wee balls then coat with chocolate..?? glad oor mooses where ootside lol

    #339991

    If you get her how about

    #339992

    Pete that is awful!

    Is it infrared?

    #339993

    only the female the male uses balls :?

    #339994

    ping goes a rib… boom boom :lol:

    #339995

    I can sort it on a “No kill no fee” if you want.
    Oh has mrs PB been in season, if so this could atract mice, Or come to that if your in season i suppose it would have the same affect :lol: Might have to wait another couple of weeks before you see her again :?

    #339996

    Why not put your own signs up explaining that the food is not only safe, but totally delicious and has been recommended by all the major critics. Never forget that you care. Put five michelin stars up along the skirting board, spread a few tasteful tablecloths around and create a little culinary ambience. Photo-shop some autographed pics of yourself with arms around your great pals Mickey and Minnie.

    Then when the moment arrives introduce the house special.

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