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    My wife got pregnant, we have always used protection, so we went to see a doctor:

    Me: Doctor my wife is pregnant, I have always used protection.
    Doctor: I will tell you a little story. There once was a hunter, he had a rifle, one day he went out with his umbrella by mistake. A lion approached, he raised his umbrella and shot the lion dead.
    Me: That’s bullshit, someone else surely shot the lion!
    Doctor: Exactly, next patient please.

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