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    @rubyred wrote:

    @a certain sadness wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    bragging about ones personal wealth is the scourge of the wanna be classes.. Les dennis 2012.

    I was on about my nuts not money :wink:

    and I was on about Noely the braggard :) Your “nuts” will keep, till i decide to de – shell them :wink:

    What yer gonna do? Seduce me with your Mavis Riley impression like you did Amanda?

    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a94220/holden-reveals-les-dennis-sex-secret.html

    Pffft! No wonder she divorced you!

    Noel Edmonds Crinckley Bottom

    #501116

    scurrilous pish ^^^^ if it had not been for me taking a shine to amanda on Blind date.. as i did every week with most contestants ,, where would she be.. ??

    sorry bout the delay,, I am actually Howling with laughter with my Son. He confessed he had ” good stats ” at work so got a prize.. a friend of his got an all expenses paid basketball match during the olympics.. So i got all excited.. as he produced an Olympics Tea pot !

    I am more annoyed he threw the box out ! He has a dry sense of humour, a bit like me and when he showed me the official pic of him ” accepting the tea pot”.. i near pished myself :)

    sorry,, ya HAD to be there I suppose :)

    #501117

    @rubyred wrote:

    scurrilous pish ^^^^ if it had not been for me taking a shine to amanda on Blind date.. as i did every week with most contestants ,, where would she be.. ??

    sorry bout the delay,, I am actually Howling with laughter with my Son. He confessed he had ” good stats ” at work so got a prize.. a friend of his got an all expenses paid basketball match during the olympics.. So i got all excited.. as he produced an Olympics Tea pot !

    I am more annoyed he threw the box out ! He has a dry sense of humour, a bit like me and when he showed me the official pic of him ” accepting the tea pot”.. i near pished myself :)

    sorry,, ya HAD to be there I suppose :)

    Les, that’s all you’re worth, a lousy teapot! :D

    From Noel “I’m considerably richer and more talented than you” Edmonds.

    #501118

    by God i am a howling anda Hot flushing still.. upon hearing this he comes down with said “teapot”. making another joke about ” mum wtf do i do with this monstrosity”.. to wit i replied.. ” ooh Rita i dont really know”..

    How we laughed.

    #501119

    @rubyred wrote:

    by God i am a howling anda Hot flushing still.. upon hearing this he comes down with said “teapot”. making another joke about ” mum wtf do i do with this monstrosity”.. to wit i replied.. ” ooh Rita i dont really know”..

    How we laughed.

    See, Les – you just have a nostalgic hankering for the past – reminescing about your long gone fame.

    From Noel “my talent and fame are upto date” Edmonds

    #501120

    I dont care panda :) this laughter has been worth it this passed week.. Thank goodness for dry senses of humour. ! I once met a couple of chicks from J.C in edinburgh ( this is true) ..was a good wee day out and son made me a buffet type meal/sandwich, as i was running late.

    I opened the “buffet” expecting delights and he had wrapped up New Potatoes !

    He came through there with a drink in each hand.. his had an umbrella in it.. MINE.. had a chicken wing ! artistically arranged like a cocktail !

    I am sure the females I met assumed i was insane :) as i “got” his joke about non pretensions.

    Oh how we laughed.

    #501121

    @panda12 wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    by God i am a howling anda Hot flushing still.. upon hearing this he comes down with said “teapot”. making another joke about ” mum wtf do i do with this monstrosity”.. to wit i replied.. ” ooh Rita i dont really know”..

    How we laughed.

    See, Les – you just have a nostalgic hankering for the past – reminescing about your long gone fame.

    From Noel “my talent and fame are upto date” Edmonds

    noel go fvck yourself !! better still meet me as you mouth “” ooh noel you are the best”.. Helen Hated you ! remind me to sandbag your hot air balloon ye wee poof !

    #501122

    @panda12 wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    by God i am a howling anda Hot flushing still.. upon hearing this he comes down with said “teapot”. making another joke about ” mum wtf do i do with this monstrosity”.. to wit i replied.. ” ooh Rita i dont really know”..

    How we laughed.

    See, Les – you just have a nostalgic hankering for the past – reminescing about your long gone fame.

    From Noel “my talent and fame are upto date” Edmonds

    WHAT talent !!! you open 22 boxes then gloat when folks make a faux pas.. reminding them how ” rich they could have been “.. Least Les dennis comedy show was funny..

    #501123

    I really HATE that Noel Edmonds Coont !

    /mumbles..

    just you wait till the ghost of justin Gee gets hold of ye !

    /pah i wont sleep now for thinking of ways to get my own back .

    #501124

    and yer mate Blair is a bigger Fudd.. and yeah I mean Tory. !

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