@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Its not nice to make jokes about a poorly chicken… Ive been shot ffs :(
My poppadoms are inflamed and my bhajees need stitching
oi!!…………and no swearing please [-X
That chicken has got legs the colour of tandoori!
Nice Huh? Took time to perfect that colour, Im thinking of marketing it :D
Like tandoori chicken legs tights or stockings? :P
Instant Tan… Im going to call it Chicken Tikka Instant Tan… the tan guaranteed to make you cluck :D
That will curry favour with pale ppl, lol :D
I have a Caribbean one too Panda… a Jerk Chicken variety… I just secured marketing rights with Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville… (gosh wish I were there right now) :D
*thinks of Keith Harris and Orville
*sees showbiz opportunity for funky dancing chicken with gangly orange legs and business acumen
*1 year later – buys Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville :P