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  • #501065

    flippin heck i was havin my dinner…………wassup and why we got foghorn leghorn here with teapot?…………it’s getting very confooosing :-k

    #501066

    Im in intensive care :cry:

    #501067

    @tinks wrote:

    flippin heck i was havin my dinner…………wassup and why we got foghorn leghorn here with teapot?…………it’s getting very confooosing :-k

    *spins round in Executive Swivel chair

    Good evening, Agent Tinks.

    Martini?

    The orange dangly legged chicked has just phoned me to confirm she is unconscious and in intensive care.

    She has fallen into a Korma. :P

    #501068
    #501069

    Its not nice to make jokes about a poorly chicken… Ive been shot ffs :(

    My poppadoms are inflamed and my bhajees need stitching :cry:

    #501070

    i cant stop laughing……everytime i see teapot’s avatar :lol:

    #501071

    panda i think we should do the terrible deed and finish her off now…………….i’ll do the cooking………….if its brown it’s cooked …..if it’s black it’s buggered :lol:

    8)

    #501072

    I dont think tinks is taking this seriously…. murderer!

    #501073

    @panda12 wrote:

    The Showdown:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXfHyDCcTGQ

    Lol well I prefer that to the poem you deleted in which you referred to me as an old coot :shock:

    :D :D :D

    #501074

    @mrs_teapot wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    The Showdown:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXfHyDCcTGQ

    Lol well I prefer that to the poem you deleted in which you referred to me as an old coot :shock:

    :D :D :D

    LOL

    *from Spamalot:

    ROBIN (spoken):
    Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

    LANCE (spoken):
    Here’s one.

    DAD (spoken):
    I’m not dead!

    ROBIN (spoken):
    Here, he says he’s not dead!

    LANCE (spoken):
    Yes he is.

    DAD (spoken):
    I feel happy. I feel happy.
    (sung)
    I am not dead yet
    I can dance and I can sing
    I am not dead yet
    I can do the Highland Fling

    I am not dead yet
    No need to go to bed
    No need to call the doctor
    Cause I’m not yet dead.

    BODIES:
    He is not yet dead
    That’s what the geezer said
    No, he’s not yet dead
    That man is off his head

    He is not yet dead
    So put him back in bed
    Keep him off the cart because he’s not yet dead.

    Well now he’s dead
    You whacked him on the head
    Sure, now he’s dead
    It makes me just see red
    You are such a brute
    To murder that old coot
    You homicidal bastard, now he’s really dead
    Who is the knave who put him in his grave
    And who needs to manage his anger?

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