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Cosy must have followed you….someone tell him it’s finger-licking good, not toe-licking good…
@jen_jen wrote:
Cosy must have followed you….someone tell him it’s finger-licking good, not toe-licking good…
see i always knew he was a kinky foooka :lol: and as for teapot…well!!!…… :shock:
She wiggles those 6 toes sooooooooooo provocatively the rest of us don’t stand a chance :roll: :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
She wiggles those 6 toes sooooooooooo provocatively the rest of us don’t stand a chance :roll: :lol:
Yep! Your flake eating is nothing in comparison!
:P
Seriously though, for us gals, there’s no option but to join a Nunnery. :twisted:
Tinky get yer gun… Again. :P
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@tinks wrote:
Arrrgggg…..Someone call an ambulance :shock:
*calls Bernard Matthews lol
@tinks wrote:
Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin guy staggers in……..throws her over his lap and starts kissing her 6 toes :shock: ……i vomitted in the birdbath, stirred it around and then left ……..i forgot to shoot her :oops:
Lol, that is such a bizzare image. A bush tip toeing around a garden, stopping, looking around and then tip toeing on again, lol.
And as for the bird with the gangly looking orange legs, well she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself – she really ought to get that gate fixed – it could have given you away. :D
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin guy staggers in……..throws her over his lap and starts kissing her 6 toes :shock: ……i vomitted in the birdbath, stirred it around and then left ……..i forgot to shoot her :oops:
Lol, that is such a bizzare image. A bush tip toeing around a garden, stopping, looking around and then tip toeing on again, lol.
And as for the bird with the gangly looking orange legs, well she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself – she really ought to get that gate fixed – it could have given you away. :D
Hangs head in shame…. what can I say? He was one cool dude :?
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin guy staggers in……..throws her over his lap and starts kissing her 6 toes :shock: ……i vomitted in the birdbath, stirred it around and then left ……..i forgot to shoot her :oops:
Lol, that is such a bizzare image. A bush tip toeing around a garden, stopping, looking around and then tip toeing on again, lol.
And as for the bird with the gangly looking orange legs, well she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself – she really ought to get that gate fixed – it could have given you away. :D
hangs head in shame…. what can I say? He was one cool dude :?
:shock: You’ve recovered quickly!
Tinks didn’t shoot you, did she?
*summons Agent Tinks to Disciplinary Hearing
Come in, Agent Tinks
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