The Last Word

I remember as a kid taking ages to work out that in the year 2000 i would be 37 ……….thats forever away and very old i thought :roll:

yeh50 shades of……no i cant say it,tinks is a buddy of mine
erm let me think er {sorry i type like im thinking) hang on
right 50 shades of er,ffs,grinning er

kinell,erm,(rolls cig and ponders

50 shades of being a nice person

gosh! is that the time
must dash. bye.

now my last post did remind me of a memory of what you could get away wth when very small.

When I was 3 or 4, some carnival came to town on a hot summer day, and so many people turned up to see it that I was blocked out – (a guid at work?). But some kind guy in the front put me on his shoulders so that I could have a grand view. I was given an egg or something to throw at a drum wiht a big clown’s face (can’t remember whether it had Joker written around it).

Then I was hurriedly lifted off the man’s shoulder as I’d peed down his neck, ruining his white shirt.

I guess at some point I’ll be returning to those days, but not carried on anyone’s shoulders. Apparently when incontinence strikes, that’s when you start wanting to be dead.

Though given the way that middle-aged ladies walk to the public loo – calmly and purposefully, a smile on their face, then suddenly a brisk trot – it strikes some earlier than others.

@tinks wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

yeh50 shades of……no i cant say it,tinks is a buddy of mine
erm let me think er {sorry i type like im thinking) hang on
right 50 shades of er,ffs,grinning er

kinell,erm,(rolls cig and ponders

50 shades of being a nice person

gosh! is that the time
must dash. bye.

Careful Tinks, I have a feeling he might enjoy it! :lol:

@tinks wrote:

@anc wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

yeh50 shades of……no i cant say it,tinks is a buddy of mine
erm let me think er {sorry i type like im thinking) hang on
right 50 shades of er,ffs,grinning er

kinell,erm,(rolls cig and ponders

50 shades of being a nice person

gosh! is that the time
must dash. bye.

Careful Tinks, I have a feeling he might enjoy it! :lol:

:shock: ooooerrr

Tinks :shock: there is a long queue of men outside waiting their turn :D