The last person to post on this thread is the best!

[sceptical guy]

No, hardly a pussy, twas the bird wot got Adam

[jen_jen]

There was me thinking it was just another man who couldn’t say no to food when it was placed in front of him :wink:

[sceptical guy]

or spare ribs :-

[jen_jen]

Coooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

[sceptical guy]

@jen_jen wrote:

Coooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

is that the sound of the bird wot got Adam?

[jen_jen]

Nah, she was more along the lines of “oi, mush, get your laughing tackle around this ere forbidden fruit if you want a bit of fun” and Adam, being a bit light on brains, thought she meant the apple…

[sceptical guy]

a lack of brains leads me to take the apple, missing the real fruit

[sceptical guy]

tries again, in the hope that success comes with experience..

dives for the embonpoint and still gets only the apple…

not even a Spartan apple, as they’re not yet in season

[Bemused Bystander]

Oh. So that’s what you thought embonpoint was. Norty.

[sceptical guy]

I’m not norty.

Have never done anything norty in my life, nor di I think of anything norty.

Am a clean respectable Christian gentleman, not ‘a man defiled by women’ (St Paul)

O:) O:) O:)

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