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@jen_jen wrote:
Growing old is mandatory (if you’re lucky), growing up is optional and I shan’t, so there [-(
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haha I’m the best!!! :D/
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Wooo I’m THE BEST! :D
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god is the best, end of :lol:
I didn’t realise God looked like Alfred C Newman of MAD, or that he lived in Birmingham
But you live and learn..
@jen_jen wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@god wrote:
god is the best, end of :lol:
and where have you been? :lol:
Just what I was going to ask! :lol:
god has been in Central Africa, where he had been held captive by the Emperor KoKoRiKo. The Emperor was insanely jealous of god, erroneously believing that his Empress was in love with god rather than her true master – himself.
The Emperor, tortured by his wife’s lack of love for him, sought to show god what this torture felt like by having missionaries cooked in pots by the dozen, while monkeys decked out in rare jewelled swords picked at them, singing On Mother Cosy’s Doorstep, to make their ends more nightmarish.
But god didn’t care. He just looked bored and said he wanted to go to brum.
In fact, the empress, a pygmy queen plucked from the dense forests of the Upper Congo, was a lesbian who mourned for her lost lover, calling out to the far-away Moon to bring her darling back to her.
I was made aware of this sad situation by god’s son, jesus, and arranged for god to be flown to brum by helicopter to make their New Year a little joyful.
But the helicopter was late, and the inhabitants of brum had to wave in the New Year in their sad christmas cracker hats, watchng a monster run of Father Ted on the telly.
So god’s in brum now, though he still seems as uninterested in them as they are with him. He now talks of wanting to go to Middlesbrough, though all warn him of that town and the helicopters daren’t use the airport there.
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