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Psychotic ducks :D
Last day of 2012 :)
So here’s to a Happy New Year and another chance for us to get it right :D
Amen to that Mrs T! :lol:
Amen indeed Andy :D
A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded; so would his paycheck….After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor’s expanding salary….A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued,(Sounds like JC :shock: ) as to how much the pastor’s additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost….After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, “Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us.”…Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, “Rain is also a gift from God (also known as Andy), but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”
The entire congregation said, “Amen.
:D :D :D
haha……..good one Mrs T :lol:
Pulls up the beanbag (checks it for booby traps jen might have left)…. sits down and reads the Sunday papers :D
Did you find any boobie traps Mrs T? :shock: :lol:
All over the place Andy…. that jen jen can be a nightmare :D Tread carefully :D
That might explain why she hasn’t come back yet :?
She set so many she can’t remember where she left them so she’s waiting until we’ve set them all off :lol:
*sits down very carefully
Jen Jen is safely locked away in a cupboard for now, still have you two to sort out then i’ll be the best at last
* waits patiently to get sorted out by Lucy :lol:
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