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oh hello hiya welcome to the joke thread
so im giving this one yeh over the kitchen table when we heard , firstthe front door open
she says”its my husband..quick use my back door,,,,yanno thinking back i should of legged it,,,,but invites like that dont come along every day
i tell you what my local pubs getting a bit rough first question in the pub quiz tonight was what the fck are you looking at?
oh come on lets all have a bit of sympathy for katie price bless her having to take drugs and drink and drive over this difficult time it must have been tough not being able to get diesel for her vibrator.
is the door that way>>>>>>>>>>>>>. ok hat coat
my obese parrot died last night its sad but at least its a weight off my shoulders..
just when i thought things were going well ive recently opened a shop selling uncaged birds they are flying off the shelves.
Don’t give up the day job jolly Roger
What do you call a normal person in Blackpool…
A Tourist hahaha
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lol hey a young lad asks his dad”why is my sister called teresa?
dad”” ah well your mum loves easter very much and its an anagram”
young lad “ok cheers dad”
dad “np alan”
its ok i know where the door is.
no alan was hurt in this thread
Why are men like nappies
They’re usually full of shit but thankfully disposable hahaha
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