The Jc xmas song, get your dancing shoes on xx

I love this time of year, so instead of waiting for santa to come down our chutes with a full sack  , lets get into the festive spirit early. One of my favourite singers is Susan Boyle , the voice of an angel and she sings my all time favourite song the drummer boy.  Lie back and imagine me singing to you with my  crackling chestnuts by a log fire as you play the youtube clip with our own special jc lyrics.

The drum starts tarumtarumtarumtarum

The xmas mizzles will be missed writing her poetry clutching a bottle of RUM papumpum RUM papumpum 🍷🍷

Stapler finished last on his great northern RUNpapumpum RUNpapaumpum 🏃

Just nothing talks about toddler brains but he can be a bit DUMdadumdum Dumdadumdum 

I dread pms from hugsand winks as he threatens to ban me unless I agree to a BUMbabumbum BUM babumbum 

We haven’t seen Suz43 for months as she is feeding her TUMtatumtum tumtatumtum 🍰🍫

The Norfolkmafia is on his farm threatening people with his GUNtatumtum GUntatumtum  🔫

Is Dofan still suffering from a bad back the dole scrounging BUMbabumbum Bumbabumbum 💊💊🚑 ♿

Puds is waiting for a call from any lady between 18 and 90 dead or alive to cam him to CUMapapumpum Cumpapumpum 👵👵👣☎⚰

Morg   lives in the northeast trolling people in a bedsit with his MUMapumpum Mumpapumpum  🚼 💁

Badder comes to chat looking for men supplying the xmas seed shes hardly a NUNanunnun nunanunun 💦👣

We wish you all a happy xmas RAPAPUMPUMRAPAPUMPUM XXXX     🎅

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