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    A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.

    ‘Come now,’ coaxed the doctor, you’ve been seeing me for years!

    There’s nothing you can’t tell me.’

    ‘This one’s kind of strange…’ replied the woman.

    ‘Let me be the judge of that,’ the doctor replied.

    ‘Well,’ she said, ‘yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.’

    ‘I see.’ said the Dr

    The lady continued ……. That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 5ps in the bowl.’

    ‘That night,’ she went on, ‘I went again,

    Plink-plink-plink, and there were 10ps and, ……… this morning there were 50ps !
    You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong with me!,’ she implored,

    ‘I’m scared out of my wits!’

    The gynaecologist put a comforting Hand on her shoulder.
    ‘There, there, it’s nothing to be scared about.’ he continued …………………………….

    (Ready for this?)

    ‘You’re simply going through the change! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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