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  • #515750

    * raises head and then falls asleep again in armchair

    #515751

    @sceptical guy wrote:

    well me and panda are blokes

    You are? You throw like a girlie.

    Last time I ask you to chuck me a beer.

    Has Kenty cleaned it up yet?

    #515752

    I refuse to be the frikking cleaner! I would rather be a Pole Dancer :lol:

    #515753

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    I refuse to be the frikking cleaner! I would rather be a Pole Dancer :lol:

    multi-task…. you women are good at it apparently

    #515754

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    I refuse to be the frikking cleaner! I would rather be a Pole Dancer :lol:

    You have to be bald to Pole dance in here.

    *hands kenty the clippers

    #515755

    @rusty trawler wrote:

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    I refuse to be the frikking cleaner! I would rather be a Pole Dancer :lol:

    multi-task…. you women are good at it apparently

    Yeah, Pole dance with the vacuum cleaner.

    I can.

    :shock:

    Opps!

    #515756

    Comrades,

    Looks like the madamoiselles over yonder have found their second wind and are swiftly catching us up.

    You know what they are like when they get something wrong, imagine how bad they are when they are actually right or even worse winning.

    I think we ought to stop scratching our nether regions, move said backside from said redolent leather sofas, stop fannying about in a complacent manner and redouble our collective efforts.

    #515757

    well, rusty, you tell me this…

    if we are to make a collective effort, how can a good bloke like panda start calling me a girly man??

    All right, I’ll never be a bloke quite in the way panda is, but hey, we all try….

    Also, another thing occurred to me, and I think genuine blokes like you and panda, and esp sgt pepperpot who founded this Gents, should tell me this…

    what other Gents in the world allows Ladies in to point the finger and take the mickey at us doing our blokey thing?? If any of us gents wandered into the Ladies by accident (and it has happened) there’d be an almighty screaming and caterwailing and calls for the cops to castrate the perve…yet that lot can wander into our Gents at will, smirking and threatening to kill us with their little finger

    You answer me that, Mr Trawler, you answer me that

    #515758

    @sceptical guy wrote:

    well, rusty, you tell me this…

    if we are to make a collective effort, how can a good bloke like panda start calling me a girly man??

    All right, I’ll never be a bloke quite in the way panda is, but hey, we all try….

    Also, another thing occurred to me, and I think genuine blokes like you and panda, and esp sgt pepperpot who founded this Gents, should tell me this…

    what other Gents in the world allows Ladies in to point the finger and take the mickey at us doing our blokey thing?? If any of us gents wandered into the Ladies by accident (and it has happened) there’d be an almighty screaming and caterwailing and calls for the cops to castrate the perve…yet that lot can wander into our Gents at will, smirking and threatening to kill us with their little finger

    You answer me that, Mr Trawler, you answer me that

    *chucks girlie boy a beer :P

    #515759

    LMAO

    You make a fine point Brother Scep.

    those girls might have burnt their undergarments back in the day as a blatant gesture of women’s lib, but it’s us blokes who are truly open to the fairer sex.

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