The Gentlemen’s Club

@sceptical guy wrote:

rests content and waits for the dancing girls

all the lads coming round tonight for the footy?/

*sinks back into chair, mouth gradually opening wide to snore and eyes closing, in a successful attempt to resemble a war atrocity victim

@wordsworth60 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

all the lads coming round tonight for the footy?/

bring the six-packs along…

*farts loudly and slaps thigh, to loud laughs and applause

*sits back with a smug smile, feeling normal now…

Come on United, City are all rubbish!!!!

*scratches bum

*sinks back into chair, mouth gradually opening wide to snore and eyes closing, in a successful attempt to resemble a war atrocity victim

*Smiles indulgently but maintains a dignified distance from the raucousness and ribaldry . . . . .

Thats the difference between and gent and a bloke words well done :D

well me and panda are blokes

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The JC Gentlemen’s Club Rulebook

habere ceruisiam, etiam pila, song, pizza et occasionales domina

1st RULE: You do not talk about the JC GENTLEMEN’S CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about JC GENTLEMEN’S CLUB.

3rd RULE: The ladies are your ‘frenemies’ – because despite how much you love your best buddy, there are a few things he CAN’T do.

4th RULE: NEVER add a garnish or a salad to anything you eat.

5th RULE: NEVER disguise a fart but you can blame it on someone else for comedy value.

6th RULE: We don’t care if Strictly clashes with the footy and she won’t be ‘nice’ to you if you don’t let her watch it. The remote control is yours – grow a pair!

7th RULE: If someone offers you a beer you can never say, ‘No thanks, I’ve already had three.’