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@toybulldog wrote:
I fancy her.
I’d give her one I would.Sir Robert Charlton never found a reason for a hat, and could rebound a 35 yard thunder missile off a crossbar while snoringly drunk on mere pop. Sir Missus Combover used to have the greatest fun with that apparently, and we await her memoirs.
Unless it was the wrong time of the month when she was just a red devil . . . . . . . .
pffft.. Sir Robert my arse!
It should come as no surprise that being a Leeds United fan and an Irishman that I much prefer Big Jack!!!Yeah!
@momentaryloss wrote:
I think we should install a turkish bath and a steam room.
I could do with one right now.
:?
Hmmmmm! Good idea in principle but i’m not too sure about that one, Brother ML. Before we eagerly make planning applications and identify which of our fellow brothers masquerade as dodgy builders, perhaps we should consider the following equation:
Turkish bath + (steam room) + (x * sweaty, beer swilling, hairy, fart-propelled man) + 1 bar of soap
Doesn’t sound too appealing now, does it? Now let’s add a little bit more drama and think what would happen, heaven forbid, should someone drop the bar of soap.
It will only end in tears and the ‘members’ swearing a new institutional oath never to speak of this outside these venerable walls.
The only plus side I can think of is that video might have some monetary value in certain circles.
@rusty trawler wrote:
@momentaryloss wrote:
I think we should install a turkish bath and a steam room.
I could do with one right now.
:?
Hmmmmm! Good idea in principle but i’m not too sure about that one, Brother ML. Before we eagerly make planning applications and identify which of our fellow brothers masquerade as dodgy builders, perhaps we should consider the following equation:
Turkish bath + (steam room) + (x * sweaty, beer swilling, hairy, fart-propelled man) + 1 bar of soap
Doesn’t sound too appealing now, does it? Now let’s add a little bit more drama and think what would happen, heaven forbid, should someone drop the bar of soap.
It will only end in tears and the ‘members’ swearing a new institutional oath never to speak of this outside these venerable walls.
The only plus side I can think of is that video might have some monetary value in certain circles.
A) such things never happen
B) even if they did, I would not only never speak of them but would deny them. But I don’t have to. They didn’t happen. That’s all I have to say about them. Or would have, if they happened, which they didn’t.
C) the Wordsworth Imperial Leather Lounge was named after my exploits in the service of the Raj, and the Chesterfields upon which we sit. The profits from the art fund which paid for it came from the sale of landscape watercolours. Any alternative explanations relate to things about which we do not speak because they never happened.
@rusty trawler wrote:
Now that we’ve all discussed the rules of when to wear our best bib and tucker (although I’m more confused than I was) and since the ladies of the JC branch of the W.I always seem to employ guerrilla tactics and raid our gaff anyways, it might be a good idea to have an official ladies’ day.
We just need to get some half-pint glasses, sweep the dirt under the bear skin rug that Grand Master Words shot on safari and put a sign on the broom cupboard to make a makeshift ladies’ powder room. Oh, we might have to hold Panda back, we all know that she might kick off a bit, but other than that… Or is this a bad a idea?
I’m all in favour of a day where the memsahibs refresh our manly miasma with their giggles and geegaws. It is the 21st century after all and a brief intrusion of lace, whalebone and perhaps Buble instead of Pavarotti on the gramaphone would provide us with suitable contrast to help appreciate our usual gravitas.
@simplysu wrote:
<~~ too timid to venture into the veritable lions' den … however, would just like to send a missive stating:
Men who wear hats are adorable.
Well I . . . er . . . I mean . . . . . My goodness! . . . . excuse me while I go to the washroom for some cleansing birch thrashing. . . . .@rusty trawler wrote:
Doesn’t sound too appealing now, does it? Now let’s add a little bit more drama and think what would happen, heaven forbid, should someone drop the bar of soap.
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You have experience of these things?
:shock:
personally I’ve never dropped the soap :lol:
@momentaryloss wrote:
@rusty trawler wrote:
Doesn’t sound too appealing now, does it? Now let’s add a little bit more drama and think what would happen, heaven forbid, should someone drop the bar of soap.
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You have experience of these things?
:shock:
personally I’ve never dropped the soap :lol:
Eek … I’m such a butterfingers!
@panda12 wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Poooo…. what a mucky smelly old place this is… smells of sweaty socks and half eaten manky takeaways… … spots a rat making a nest in the corner …. makes a hasty retreat to the ladies club….so much better… fresh flowers…. and the smell of bacon sandwiches and fresh coffee emanating from a sparkly clean kitchen…. go on guys you can admit it,,,, you miss us,,,, you really do :D
*waves @ Teapot :D
Waves back to panda :D
@simplysu wrote:
@momentaryloss wrote:
@rusty trawler wrote:
Doesn’t sound too appealing now, does it? Now let’s add a little bit more drama and think what would happen, heaven forbid, should someone drop the bar of soap.
[/b]
You have experience of these things?
:shock:
personally I’ve never dropped the soap :lol:
Eek … I’m such a butterfingers!
*Faints at the thought of Su picking up the soap, but disguises it as a nap.
@rusty trawler wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Who’s that knocking? opens the door…… flutters eyelashes and smiles sweetly at rusty trawler….. accepts the Louboutin shoes and the giant Toblerone graciously …… avoids eye contact with the other girls and beats a hasty retreat.. :D :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
Lol. Thank you, Mrs Teapot for so graciously accepting my gifts. I would have been rather shamefaced returning back to the blokes’ den of inequity with the shoes. They would have scoffed the choccies though.
(Taken from the ladies room thread.)
RT Looks like you should have checked out Mrs T with just the Toblerone as one or two of the fellows can’t stretch to Louboutins after last week’s poker night losses.
You’re welcome back in the club at any time. A fetching pair of louboutins would only heighten your re-integration, especially on Tuesday nights.
Mathers on reception will supply with a re-sealable plastic bag to retain the ‘new shoe’ aroma.
Please ask Sgt Pepper to wear his dress gloves when handling them as his callouses scratched the patent on the last pair of pumps.
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