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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
’twas split right up the front
…But she didn’t wear that one oftenSimple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
“What have u got there?”
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you d*ckhead.Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b*stard.Mary had a thousand Lambs,
she couldn’t remember their names!
But it doesn’t really matter now,
cos they’ve all gone up in flames. :DHumpty Dumpty
One of Ricky Gervais slightly more acceptable clips from his politics tour
Do not watch if in anyway offended by bad language :lol:
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