the first time…

:lol: Oh the lines just get better … You know me so well #-o

ok – here goes….

first time with my hubby…in 1991 when we’d been going out together for about 4 weeks (I’d made the poor bugger wait that long because I wanted the relationship to last…it obviously worked!!!).

Anyway, he was a virgin (bless!), so he got a bit nervous, and had a bit of a …erm…problem…every time we tried to use a condom, so I thought I’d make it easier for him by starting without and then stopping and putting a condom on at that point.

Unfortunately, as it was his first time, and he was nervous, we never got the opportunity to stop & start…oops!! So the poor guy’s first full sexual experience involved coming with me to the doctor’s and getting a bollocking before being given a prescription for the morning after pill, and then having to spend the next day & night with me trying very hard not to throw up every few minutes :oops: :oops: :oops:

Still, it didn’t put him off sex, or off me :lol:

the first time me and my sons dad had sex he was a virgin.
bless him
we had a little accident and he snapped something very painful :?
blood everywhere and he walked like john wayne for a week :lol:

ouch ouch ouch!!! poor guy!

@geordiebird wrote:

we had a little accident and he snapped something very painful :?
blood everywhere and he walked like john wayne for a week :lol:

OMG – that happened to a guy I went with when I was 17 – Happened befre the sex stage though. TBH – I hadn’t even touched him ‘there’ lol – he must have been very sensitive.

He had to go to hospital :shock: :shock: *snigger* :lol: So I got off with his older brother instead 8) :oops: :lol: