The fat belly !

A fat man was seated on his front steps drinking a can of beer when a busybody spinster from down the street began to berate him for his appearance.

“What a disgusting sight,” she said. “If that belly was on a woman, I’d swear she was pregnant.”

To which the man smiled and replied, “Madam, it was and she is.”

Someone sends me these jokes ! Have to do something with them ! Lol

:D