The Farmer

A vet was passing a farm and decided to call in on the farmer.
As he walked through the yard he saw the farmer in the barn.
As he got closer he saw the farmer gyrating ludely in front of his tractor shouting “You knows you likes it”.
He had his top off and was waving it around his head and thrusting his hips.
Then he threw off his belt and started dropping his trousers.

The vet coughed loudly and the farmer, looking very embarrassed, turned and gathered up his clothes quickly.
The vet said “Are you alright John?”
The farmer said “Not really. Can you keep a secret?”
The vet said “Of course”.
“Well things haven’t been going too well with the wife in the bedroom lately so I went along to see the Doc”
“And what did the Doc say?”

“He said I needed to “spice things up” and I should make a start by doing something sexy to a tractor”