the customer is always right thread………

[budha]

well well well where do i begin like🤔 let me start with the time i went to the lakes👍 so i woke up thinking my cans of carling would be refreshingly cool😁 as i left a box of 12 in the stream over night x …..well what a stupid………D idea that was as i had to walk 5 miles down stream only recovering 5 of them anyways after drinking them i was chased by a bunch of geese 3 rams and a bluddy goat….anyways i ended up on a church roof knackered starving and rather peed off

So here is why the customer is always right i popped a phone call into mcdonalds explaining how upset i was about the 2 extra large big mac meals i had bought a few days back whilst visiting relatives….well after been chased by all those geese n goat n rams…i sounded sick….so it worked a treat they invited me down for a replacement with a free queue jumper all cooked fresh

happy daze

• This topic was modified 3 years, 7 months ago by  budha.

[jolly roger]

yeh erm that reminds me of something

back int day as we  say oop north(well i dont thats more like them yorkshire folk)

you know lahk when t internet was all just fields

i discovered the joys of e mails

and i thought to myself theres gotta be a blag somewhere

so i emailed a  nice posh restaurant which id always fancied going to

and said we had a lovely meal but alas the waitress accidentally spilt soup on my jacket which i had just had dry cleaned (which i had actually cos i was going to a wedding the next week)

reply was oh sorry sir have yougot the receipt

me yeh no problem i pop it in so i did

profusely sorry sir heres two vouchers for the best table in the house free meal and a bottle of wine any night you choose(only one night btw lol)

me ok cheers

so i said to me missus at the time get your glad rags out for saturday

her “why”

me “we going out for a meal”

her “oh get lost  im not getting dolled up to go to the chippy”

me “honest”

her “hmm lets see eh youve never taken me out before”

anyway we did go got treated like royalty

her “what you up to you ?

me “what”

her “nobodys ever nice to you”

me “oh the owners a mate from years back we used to knock about together

you know bird nesting,conkers,marbles etc

her ” hmm”

anyway i got a few more getting in football matches oh and when i got a crate of bulmers sent to me it was a good un that lot but i wont bore you

unless you wanna know

adios amigos,

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budha

[budha]

tell me more👍

[jolly roger]

tell you tomoz mate im bolloxed

[SweetButAPsycho]

Are Budha and jolly roger both Morg?  They both type the same absolute rubbish and he has been known to have numerous accounts in order to talk to himself with.

At least three recent posters here could be him.

After years and years of abusing people as a number here I am quite perplexed as to why he is still allowed on this site at all.

Still,  I guess he keeps the boards busy with brain dead drivel (come back Misterq all is forgiven).

 

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