the convict

After serving 15 years of a whole life sentence, a convict escapes from prison.

He stops at a house and breaks in, where he finds a young couple in bed. Pulling the husband out of bed, the convict ties him to a chair and then turns his attention to the wife. After tying her to the bed, he gets on top of her and kisses her on the neck before getting up and going to the bathroom.

While they are alone, the husband whispers to his wife “Listen! This guy is a prisoner. Just look at his clothes. He probably spent a lot of time in prison and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy’s dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you.”

To which the wife responds “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very, very sexy and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too.”