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Oh how sexy – NOT
lol just kidding.
Women love men who love comics and action figures.
I still have a cabinet full of my little ponies, I take them out and brush their tails and plait them every night.
(I don’t really, even I am not that much of a freak)
Puts a sheet over the cabinet
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LMAO! keep the dust out Sarah
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Confession, want to eat piece of meat so bad. Made veal parm. Wacked the piece so thin, hey no problem..
Juice flowing, cut small real which do not eat that way, said omg, not my veal too..
Sucked on ravioli’s instead.
Boo hook boo hoo…
Xx
im going to have to stop posting on this thread ,cos its all gone tits up for me
what an awful weekend ive had first of all that woman who I wrote the thread about
read it and went ballistic and refuses to see me anymore.
so I thought im not bothered ive got a back up gf and remembered it was her b/day on sun 8 oct I didn’t get her a card but I did buy her 8 cans of skol super strength
but it turned her a bit funny cos she was really drunk
and she went on a mad one and kicked me and archie out bout 10 oclock last night(that’s why I wasn’t on quiz)
it might have been the weed I give her cos I do tend to smoke strong stuff as you may be able to tell by my erratic posts
anyway I was well mongoosed took me about an hour to walk home lol
so suffice to say ive lost 2 gfs in 2 days
im single now,,but hey don’t rush to form a queue girls
because im worthless I have no morals in fact im a complete and utter waste of space
bye.
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Well some of that may or may not be true.
But you are also:
really rather funny, unique and unusual, you admit when you are wrong and see yourself for who you are.
Its freshening and you have my respect.
Don’t be too hard on yourself, I mean you should be hard on yourself a bit, well quite a big bit, but come on you haven’t murdered anyone have you?
Maybe you are like me, toxic to members of the opposite sex and should really be wearing a Government Health Warning sign.
Either that or you just made all of that up. I cant tell tbh.
Made me giggle though.
Try to avoid women for a while my friend xx
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Skol Superstrength? OMG do women even drink that? I couldn’t touch it. I’d not even consider drinking that and to smoke weed on top of that???
I’d never do it, no wonder she went wonky.
I hope shes ok.
Maybe text her just to see if shes ok?
Not to get into her knickers but just to see if shes alright.
Sometimes we can undo the bad stuff we do by admitting responsibility and by trying to make it up to people.
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My my cosy,
Sorry to hear you lost 2 of ur girlfriends.
If I may, have u ever though of giving up weed, booze for awhile, clean up some of your act. You may be surprised. That special some one may be standing right in front of your eyes and you never knew it…….
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I am cutting my drinking down to once a week because I’m starting to look like a knackered out old handbag.
I don’t smoke weed but fags are making me look older too I swear it.
Going to drink lots of water and cover myself in old lady cream.
Then save up and have botox on me forehead.
Less booze may reduce the amount of boll**s I type too, but I’m not so sure it will tbh
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SAIRS hee..
I may have to reduce my coffee drinking….
No more dental work after this year’s, next year work. Doing wonders on my hair color changes.
Hee hee
I feel so sorry about your suffering with your teeth xx
I brush mine 3 times a day with whitener like some demented freak cos I drink strong coffee and tea and I smoke. I floss and cos of the bloody advert on the UK tv that says if you bleed when you brush you need a product called Corsidol so I now brush the living fuck out of my teeth everytime expecting to see blood so I can go and buy some Corsidol.
My date before last said to me howcome your teeth are so white? I mean I am 44 but why should they be black? So paranoid that they aren’t white enough.
But why am I brushing them so hard trying to make them bleed?
I think I should just go and buy some Corsidol in case one day they do bleed.
Or am I just not brushing them hard enough?
Ive a liney forehead and I’m fat and now I have to worry about yellow teeth?
Seriously I will not fit into that wheelie bin.
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