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    A octopus walkes into a bar and says…… I bet i can play any musical instrement . Bloke gives him a guitar he plays it better than jimmy hendrix

    2nd bloke says ….. Bet you carnt play the piono . The octopus plays it better than elton john

    A scots man is in the pub and gives him a set of bagpipes

    The octopus stubles for a few minutes looks comfused

    scot bloke says …..Ha so you carnt play it then

    octopus says…………

    play it ? im going to shag it as soon as i get its f00king pyjamas off

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