The brothel

A guy goes to a brothel to experience sex for the first time. ‘I’m a bit nervous’ he says ‘I’m a bit of a novice’

So the madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the guy to undress and lie on the bed. She assumes the position and says ‘I’ll tell you what to do, now..’ Before she finishes speaking, she farts. ‘That’s fine’ says the guy, slightly uneasy. ‘Okay’ she says ‘Now..’ but again, she farts. ‘No – I’m sorry, but no. I’m not doing this. Get off me and let me get dressed’ he says. ‘What’s wrong?’ asks the prostitute.’

The guy puts his trousers on and says ‘Two’s more than enough, I don’t think I could handle another 67’