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To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American. (Steve Martin)
We were making love in the back of a truck and got carried away.
SPIKE MILLIGANHusband: Why do you never tell me when you orgasm
Wife: Because I don’t like to ring you at the office
(not quite a quote as such but made me laugh)
Hehe love it Velv :lol: :lol:
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson
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“To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men – that is genius.”
– Ralph Waldo EmersonI love This man. ♥
“Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to somebody else”
Will Rogers
Not sure if this should be in the bloke or unbloke thread!
Overheard at a trade fair on Monday:
Salesman: now you know why men are better than women at barbeques don’t you?
Female customer: no, but I’m sure you’re going to tell me.
Salesman: because women are genetically programmed to be unable to burn food.I know a couple of men who would disagree with that if tales of their other half’s cooking are to be believed! :lol:
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