The Banana Splits……

The elephant has been on a vodka binging self destructing cyber journey looking like a burst hog as a new chatter has appeared to have returned all Coked up, and has stolen the limelight from under the burst hogs crooked snout.

So miss winkless as she has been single all her life has jumped on the vendictive band wagon as a well educated man hater, and has 4 gsce’s as an extreme man hating creep, boiling in her own sweat as she rocks backwards n fowards banging her long nosey snout on her £5 keyboard on the band wagon of lame trolls.

Not forgetting the foul mouthed senile extremelly angry nurse, who is supposed to have some sort of decorum and professionalism, in her squeeky rocking chair she stole from Bolton hospital slerping, berping, farting and picking her nose and wiping the bogies on her nylon g string, having to have her two bob bits hanging around on the back of this trolling wagon.

Thin winkles whose wife left him for another women as his banana was mouldy and the sun shade jade having phone naughties, and all night skype orgies, and his long suffering batting for both sides friend K joint smoker letting the suzy Queue up for a three beeeeee ( bzzzzzzz ) to see why even viagra wont make the beanstalk grow, as his pride sinks him into an anxious deep depressive confused state he also starts to help grown women ( ADULTS ) as he thinks he is now a stud as he is the driver of the special bus with his very special passenger’s to cure his pain and repair his softy lol

ps…..Pepsi onwards and upwards to the max, try to ignore this band of head bangers, i’m sure something will be done in due course