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Bloody hell we aint in the Mecca now.. do women still take handbags out with them to nightclubs even
im sorry,well im not sorry,but there is 3 ppl i respect on chat sites inpo faz,martin and reluctanly winks at pete
they must surely see where im coming from re;moi?Bloody hell we aint in the Mecca now.. do women still take handbags out with them to nightclubs even
How else are you suppose to smuggle in a bottle of vodka?
Bloody hell angel ya right. Can remember when I meat the ex wife for the 1st time. Bought her a drink or two and woke up in a strange house. She had even had her evil way with me. So never trust a female dancing around a handbag lol lol
My memory is of sitting in a big public square in Bamborough, gradually noticing that when any woman was heading across the square to the public loo, she would be walking in a very stately, measured pace. Halfway across she would start walking faster and faster , then woul run in an unstately gallop. The funny thing is that when the quick walk turned into a gallop, every woman would look to the side and laugh in that funny way women have of laughing to say ‘yes, aren’t I silly?’
This happened every time.
Can’t have been angle, as angle only goes in twos.
Actually I think the reason we take friends to he loo is because women naturally think of others all their lives …….we ask friends….do you want to go to the loo?
men although I’m not saying don’t think of others I’m sure most do
they will just announce “I’m going for a wizz “My memory is of sitting in a big public square in Bamborough, gradually noticing that when any woman was heading across the square to the public loo, she would be walking in a very stately, measured pace. Halfway across she would start walking faster and faster , then woul run in an unstately gallop. The funny thing is that when the quick walk turned into a gallop, every woman would look to the side and laugh in that funny way women have of laughing to say ‘yes, aren’t I silly?’ This happened every time. Can’t have been angle, as angle only goes in twos.
I rarely rarely use public loos……if I do I always have anti bac wipes in my bag….anti bac spray and a pack of tissues…..however I’d still rather not use a loo…..if I know I’m out and about most of a day that’s not in a shopping centre or the like I actually won’t even have a cup of tea that morning lol
having said that I’m not getting any younger and can’t hold my wee in all day like I used to
Men don’t have the same problem, as we don’t need to sit down in a public loo (unless you are in a really bad state). Not sure of what THE STANCE (mentioned by ang in her excellent post) is when that happens.
But men are funny, and have odd habits all their own when it comes to urinals. I’ve come axcross a couple who are ins erious danger of being arrested or punched.
One thing I noticed when emerging is that most men check their zips/buttons when they’re out of the loo, rather than checking them before coming out.
Do men whistle while doing the biz in a urinal when you have others next to you or are you tempted to look over and see who’s the biggest
If it’s late on in the night when you go to the loo you can often be greeted with a few blokes with wobbly legs, stood at the urinals, foreheads looking like they are super glued to the wall in front of them, holding onto a knob that looks like it has a life of it’s own and spraying everywhere other than it should be.
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