Mrs Sian – your fame has spread as far to Nigeria where the many women of my village have been encouraged by your great and good example to eat the men for breakfast, lunch, and tea.
Now they are complaining as they say this is too small and the are used to bigger and it is also not sunburnt as they have got used to.
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Have you more detailed medical illustrations photographs showing them the correct technique for this thing that you do every day in the Great Britain?