Tescos

“So you’re able to carry shopping to a customers car free of charge?” I asked the guy in Tesco this morning.

“Yes.” he replied.

I said, “Can you carry mine for me?” He said, “Sure.”

As we walked across the entire distance of the car park, I suddenly stopped beside my car and said, “I could’ve carried it myself but I’m a lazy swine.”

“I gathered that.” he replied, “Here’s your KitKat.”