taxi driver

I’m bored, so i shall tell you all of my wonderfull night out in manchester, where 5 friends fell out big time, and we ended up in some dodgy club full of scary looking people

Thursday 26th Jan

andy rings me up

Hey-up doughty, we are all going manchester tommorow night, are you up for it?

So I reply

I am out with caroline tommorow night, but i think a night out with the lads in manchester is more appealing, i’ll ring her and think of a really good excuse

Matty Rings Up Caroline

Hey, i got the sh1ts.. can’t make tommorow (puts phone down)

Matty Rings Andy Back

Hey-up andy, its sorted.. whats the plan?
Andy replys.. well we thought you could drive us there

:shock:

So I am driving to manchester, Me, Martin. Joe.. Andy and Ster’e

finish work at 6.20pm… quickly get home, get changed.. pick everyone up, and off to manchester I go

started so well, we went to deansgate, which is alright i guess, i have a beer or two.. i know i am driving,but its friday and early, i shall have orange juice to sober up afterwards

going well, then we decide on a club, we go into one club, its fine, called the square, we laugh at the big fat bloke dancing, its always good to laugh at the big fat bloke dancing

Then Andy gets a mood on, he says “I hate it here, full of chavs”

what he really meant was, girls are too good for him, and he won’t get laid

so he walks off, so we have no choice except to follow, we follow him into Jillys.. another club,

it was scary, Me and martin where like, we gonna die in here, it was like a nightmare version of big brother

then a girl comes upto me and says

Hey, i’m hiding, so i say.. i don’t blame you, who you hiding from?

she says from this boy, hes werid

so i say, i know.. is’nt everyone in here?

she did’nt like that too much for some reason and walked off, she was werid too

Martin says its time to go, but andy does’nt want to go

I get the following text, as he is lost in the crowd of scary looking people

Hey-Up Doughty, its good in here, the girls are stoned and easy,

so I text back

and say, they have to be for you to get laid, we are going in 10 mins, with or without you

He replies.. Fu*k off then

So I did :D
martin agreed with me.. joe and ster’e was stuck in the middle and had an argument of thier own, i was appently out of order, leaving him strandon in manchester

my argument was, well if the girls were so easy, he will have no problems finding somewhere to stay

Not heard from anyone else since apart from martin, who says they are all pished of with me

despite the fact, i drove them all down there, and gave 4 of them a lift back, all free of charge, i did’nt even get a drink

so why am i the bad guy.. it was 2am when we left.. and i had been up since early.. working.. where andy has no job..

so there we go, story over

thanks for listening :)